levy

if you want to figure out where you went wrong on something, pay attention to the parts you skip over when you are explaining it to someone else.

this show is by far my favorite show. i don't know how many times i'm watching it now. on this watch i noticed that this show doesn't have a single dead scene or a single toxic character. in most shows there are scenes that add nothing to the overall story that i always want to fast-forward (and even skip outright if i'm watching alone), like unnecessary family or romance scenes thrown in to fill out the runtime (i watched the daredevil born again episodes 15 minutes at a time), or there's a toxic character whose every scene i skip (e.g. the flash -> iris). while watching person of interest it never even crosses my mind to skip a single scene, and there isn't even one main character who makes you hate them (the only one that bugged me was van gogh in the final season, but that one was pretty much a side character).

the best player in the history of world cups. when the world cup comes around, neither messi, nor c. ronaldo, nor fat ronaldo, nor pele, nor maradona can reach this guy's level. the guy switches on goat mode.

some interesting statistics i gathered and pulled together from here and there, based on the finalized 26-man squads (1248 players in total):

clubs represented by the most players in the tournament (based on footballers whose contracts are still active as of the end of june 2026):

manchester city (19)
bayern munich (17)
paris saint-germain (16)
arsenal, fc barcelona (15)
crystal palace, manchester united, al hilal, atletico madrid (12)
galatasaray, liverpool fc, borussia dortmund (11)
fenerbahçe, slavia prague, ac milan, psv eindhoven, real madrid, sunderland (10)

leagues sending the most players to the cup:

english leagues: 205 players, 42 of them in the lower leagues. additionally, 184 players are in the national team squads of other countries. in fact, a player named tommy smith was called up to the new zealand national team despite being in this federation's 5th-tier league.

german leagues: 108 players, 8 of them in the lower leagues. additionally, 89 players are in other countries' national teams. again, josue duverger, who plays in the 5th-tier league, is in the haiti national team squad.

french leagues: 86 players, 7 of them in the lower leagues. additionally, 78 players are in other countries' national teams.

spanish league: 86 players, 5 of them in the lower leagues. additionally, 59 players are in other countries' national teams.

italian leagues: 71 players, 5 of them in the lower leagues. all 71 of these players are, of course, in other countries' national teams.

saudi arabian leagues: 49 players. 24 of them are in other countries' national teams.

usa leagues: 48 players, 41 players in other countries' national teams.

turkish leagues: 45 players. 30 players playing in our leagues are in other countries' national teams. in fact, while leandro bacuna from iğdır fk, which is in the tff 1st league, takes part in the tournament as the captain of the curaçao national team, ryan mendes, also from iğdır fk, will take the field as the captain of the cape verde national team.

dutch leagues: 38 players, 36 of them in other countries' national teams.

brazilian league: 32 players, 25 of them in other countries' national teams.

portuguese leagues: 32 players, 27 of them in other countries' national teams.

belgian leagues: 29 players, 26 of them in other countries' national teams.

the list goes on like this. when all the squads are reviewed, some interesting notes emerge.

it turns out there's no national team whose entire 26-man squad plays in its own domestic leagues. the national teams closest to this are qatar and saudi arabia, with 25 players each.
as the exact opposite of the above situation, none of the players in the curaçao, cape verde, democratic republic of congo, uruguay, ivory coast, and senegal national teams play in their own countries' leagues. in fact, apart from uruguay (1 player), not a single player from the other countries' leagues is in any other country's national team either.

participant countries' populations as a share of world population:
participant countries with the highest populations: usa 340 million, brazil 315 million, and mexico 130 million.

participant countries with the lowest populations are curaçao at 195 thousand and cape verde at 570 thousand.

the total population of the participant countries is roughly 2,200,000,000. if we divide it by the current world population (8,300,000,000), this ratio comes out to 26.5%.
for the 2022 qatar world cup: 1,600,000,000 / 8,000,000,000 = 20%

for the 2018 russia world cup: 1,650,000,000 / 7,700,000,000 = 21.4%
as can be seen, even though the number of teams in the tournament was increased by 50%, the rate of increase in the participant countries' populations stayed at around 25%.

confederations' representation rates:

the number of players playing at clubs registered with uefa is 855 (68%). the number of countries participating from uefa is 16. the quota ratio is 16/48 = 33%.

following this federation most closely is the afc (asia) (15%). this confederation's quota is 9. the quota ratio is 9/48 = 18%.

caf (africa), meanwhile, got a 21% country quota with a 4 percent player quota. fine, let's say that's tolerable. after all, some of the countries participating from uefa have players of african origin.

representation of players of african origin in the national teams of uefa member countries:
france – 21
england – 15
netherlands – 14
switzerland – 11
belgium – 9
germany – 9
sweden – 6
portugal – 4
austria – 4
norway – 2
spain – 2
scotland – 1
czechia – 1
croatia – 0
bosnia and herzegovina – 0
turkey – 0

most senior player: craig gordon (43 years 160 days) - scotland
youngest player: gilberto mora (17 years 235 days) - mexico

managers:

countries sending the most coaches:

argentina (6): lionel scaloni (argentina), gustavo alfaro (paraguay), sebastian beccacece (ecuador), marcelo bielsa (uruguay), nestor lorenzo (colombia), mauricio pochettino (usa)

france (5): didier deschamps (france), sebastien desabre (democratic republic of congo), sabri lamouchi (tunisia), rudi garcia (belgium), sebastien migne (haiti)

spain (4): luis de la fuente (spain), thomas christiansen (panama), julen lopetegui (qatar), roberto martinez (portugal)

germany (3): julian nagelsmann (germany), ralf rangnick (austria), thomas tuchel (england)

italy, meanwhile, despite not taking part in the tournament, is again represented by 3 coaches: vincenzo montella (turkey), carlo ancelotti (brazil), fabio cannavaro (uzbekistan)

with the arena set up for the ufc match to be held on the white house lawn, image idiocracy can now be considered a prophecy. mike judge foresaw the future. his predictions came true 480 years early. the picture image that best describes the usa today might be this one. a fight with budlight ads is being organized on the white house lawn. it's hard to wrap your head around.

this entry contains spoilers:

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this is how you do comedy. i should say up front that, unlike what's been written here, i thoroughly love this show from its very first moment to its last second. in my opinion every single scene from start to finish, "the final joke" included, is perfectly attuned to the spirit of the whole thing and extremely creative, funny, and clever. the pace dips here and there, and it may look like it's departing from earlier seasons by its very nature, but in an ongoing organism, especially in something as merciless as comedy, there are ups and downs, that's normal; you can't please the viewer any other way, they'd get bored.

also, and this hasn't really been dwelt on, but i think the secret to its success comes from the traditionalism of its characters, their incredible knack for adapting despite being behind the times and naive, their que-sera attitude with the world going one way and the minaret the other, and the coolness they never lose despite their absurd monotony. and to pull this off, i adore the subtle, not-immediately-obvious details they pull off so masterfully: out of all the vampires we watch, main characters included, only laszlo shouts "bat!" to turn into a bat; colin robinson, who never misses a chance to feed off the tension in the room and thinks himself so sharp, cunning, and tremendously boring, is actually a low-level nerd, a modern-day renaissance man with knowledge on nearly every subject; nadja, who is essentially extremely good-natured, accommodating, and forward-thinking, gets treated like a naive little prude by the 4 men she shares her life with on so many matters, guillermo included, and she shrugs all of it off with patience and the kind of nonchalance you show children; nandor, who in any given situation is more of a simpleton and a bumbling fool than nearly everyone around him, yet again comes out of any situation victorious nearly every time, without lifting a finger, thanks to a bit of luck but mostly his surprising charisma... in the moments in question, even though nandor is actually the buffoon of the room himself, i'm also crazy about how he piles the blame onto someone else with that "fucking guy/gal!" exclamation he so often lets out at the end, and how the viewer ends up siding with him too. guillermo turning out to be van helsing is, i think, the most perfect plot twist in the history of the black screen. with its music choices, its collages, the comedy it injects straight into your veins before the story has even begun, the intro is also indisputably among the best in television history.

i could swear a turk who also knows the musical canon well consulted on this show, but i can't prove it. those interested in the subject will catch, as they keep watching, that "kapıldım gidiyorum" isn't the only work/reference used from turkish culture and history. also, take my dear nandor, with that look of his, and stick him in high school history textbooks as a janissary, a vizier, i don't know, a sultan. if a single soul comes out and questions "what's this guy doing here?!" then i don't know anything either.

there's a lot more to be said about it, but let's leave the rest to the perception capacity of whoever's watching. because this production, like i wrote in the entry at the link i gave at the start, is a work stuffed to the brim with countless subtle nods and references. even though it sometimes manages to make you laugh twice as hard, giving you a stomachache and cramping up your facial muscles, like someone else mentioned above, if your english is good enough i absolutely recommend watching this absurd comedy, which constitutes a tremendous supply to the reaction that has taken bodily form in our lands as random laughter, in its original language.

let me end with my favorite line from the show: "guillermo, is there something you haven't been telling us?" to be said with nandor's accent. bat!
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one of the most interesting statistics in soccer history is the number of goals lionel messi scored in a single calendar year over the course of his career.

in 2012, messi scored a total of 91 goals across his club and national team appearances. that number broke the record of 85 set earlier by gerd müller in 1972, and it's still regarded as one of the most impressive individual performances in soccer history.

the interesting part is that the year messi broke this record wasn't a world cup year or a copa america year, meaning this extraordinary number happened entirely within the rhythm of a normal season. while many forwards never reach 91 goals over their entire careers, messi pulled it off in a single year.

a magnificent country to travel through. the country where the renaissance, ancient rome, baroque architecture, opera, and a huge chunk of art itself were born. every single city has some important structure that's an absolute must-see. art just gushes out of this country. even the cities that seem the most insignificant have a ton of beautiful buildings worth seeing. take the simplest example, the city of parma is full of baroque churches tucked away in corners, and people don't even notice them, because there are so many gorgeous buildings in this country that folks have just gotten used to it and stopped paying attention, i guess. and yet even these overlooked works are insanely beautiful. the country's landscape is gorgeous too, it's a mediterranean country. the lakes, the mountains, the greenery... not everything is sunshine and roses, of course, it's got plenty of downsides too. incidents of theft, not being able to provide enough restoration for its structures, uncontrolled immigration, some poorly maintained streets, and so on and so forth. but despite all of this, italy is something else entirely.

yeah sure, apparently the global decline in birth rates is happening only because of social media and smartphones. these people can’t read sociology properly but somehow they’re writing articles for the nyt.

the issue isn’t just tinder, instagram, or digital loneliness. those are symptoms.

the world is going through a serious era of economic insecurity. housing crises, debt based economies, unstable work conditions, endless states of crisis, and class pressure have pushed people out of a “building a future” mindset and into a “survival” mindset.

fertility is basically a biological referendum on how much confidence a society has in the future.

a society that doesn’t trust the future stops reproducing.

throughout history, during major periods of crisis, people married later, had fewer children, and developed resource preservation instincts.

there are two fundamental strategies in life:

1. survival strategy
2. struggle strategy

right now, a large part of the world is operating on survival strategy, not struggle strategy.

modern capitalism has also turned into a system that constantly tries to overcome its own historical crises through external tensions, militarization, and new forms of economic control. the system moves with the fear of another global turbulence similar to 1929.

at the same time, today’s elites resemble the data owners of a digital neo feudal order more than classical aristocrats. people are no longer exploited only through labor, but also through their attention, behavior, and data.

projects like universal basic income are presented by some circles as social safety solutions, but if implemented without solving inequality in ownership of production, they risk turning masses into passive consumers dependent on the system.

anyone expecting the precariat to start having children either understands nothing about sociology or is acting as a propagandist for the current order.

because societies living on rent, drowning in debt, uncertain about the future, and constantly fearing crisis do not produce romance.

they try to survive first.

it refers to inferences that don't serve their intended purpose, that appear logical but in reality have nothing to do with logic.

in every family, there is at least one paternal uncle or maternal uncle who ruins the family, drives it to bankruptcy, picks fights, commits injustices, stirs up trouble, gives no peace, and takes more than his fair share of the inheritance. if you're saying there's no one like that in your family, then that person is your father.

the site i'm about to share is an official site where information is published about unsafe products identified through market surveillance inspections in eu member countries.

for example, you want to buy a product (phone, motorcycle, car, etc.). you type it into the site, and you get access to safety defect reports published in europe. if you're going to buy it, go ahead and buy it, but at least you'll know and can be careful about the relevant defects accordingly.

for instance, on a motorcycle i was looking at, the plastic cable tie used to hold the wires together was melting from the heat. so are we going to skip buying the motorcycle because of this? of course not, we'll just buy it and replace that cable tie right away, that kind of thing. https://ec.europa.eu/safety-gate-alerts/screen/search

the country that established the public model of the park concept.

the main reason for this is that parks here were seen as part of democracy and equality. as the polarization between the country's monarchy and the general public grew, the idea of a space where everyone is equal emerged, and parks were designed with this principle in mind. one of the earliest examples of this approach is victoria park, which opened in 1845. following that, the concept of the public park spread across society through spaces like hyde park and regent's park.

in short, parks in england were positioned not just as recreational areas, but also as a tool for social balance and a symbol of equality.

geoguessr is an online game where you get dropped somewhere random in google street view. you look around for clues like signs, landscapes, and buildings, and try to figure out where you are. then you place your guess on the map. the closer you are to the real location, the more points you get.

here are some useful tricks:

-yellow license plates can very rarely mean luxembourg, so don’t overlook it
-if both sides of the plate have a blue strip, it’s either italy or france
-if you see a blue marker on utility poles, you’re definitely in france
-if it’s a balkan country and there are an absurd number of mercedes cars, you’re probably in albania
-if it’s central asia but the plates are red, you’re in kyrgyzstan
-on utility poles, black and yellow stripes that go all the way to the ground mean taiwan, if they don’t reach the ground it’s japan
-if you see poles with an h sign, that’s germany, the h indicates a bus stop
-if you’re stuck between germany and austria, check for the german sharp s. if you see sharp s, it’s germany. if not, austria
-green license plates are either poland or norway (usually norway, used for electric vehicles)
-if there are a ton of green tuk-tuks, you’re in bangladesh
-if road signs use both cyrillic and latin alphabets at the same time, that’s kazakhstan

if you remember the old grimm fairy tale, rumpelstiltskin could spin straw into gold. he made a deal with a young woman: guess his name and she keeps her baby. at first it seemed impossible. but once his name was spoken, the power shifted. knowing the name changed everything.

researchers alan levinovitz and awais aftab say the same thing happens in real life. giving something a name can give us power over it. especially when it comes to illness. they call this the rumpelstiltskin effect.

why a name feels like relief

think of a headache that lingers for days. or exhaustion that never seems to end. the uncertainty can be scary. what if it’s serious?

but once a doctor gives you a diagnosis, even before treatment starts, you often feel lighter. because now it has a name. a name cuts through the unknown. it makes the struggle real, and it makes sense of the worry.

more than just medicine

a diagnosis doesn’t only launch treatment. it validates the patient. hearing a doctor say it out loud tells you this is not just in your head. that recognition builds strength. studies show people often report higher satisfaction after receiving a clear diagnosis. it’s not only about healing the body. it’s also about calming the mind.

finding your people

a name can also connect you to others. once something has a label, you can search for support groups, talk with people who share the same journey, and feel less alone. a single word can open the door to a community. and sometimes that community is what keeps people going.

the internet twist

today it’s easy to type symptoms into a search bar and come up with a name yourself. that can feel reassuring even without a doctor’s input. levinovitz and aftab note that naming alone can bring comfort.

but it’s not without risks. misdiagnosis online can fuel unnecessary fear. still, the human mind prefers a label over uncertainty.

the power of words

psychology has long known about the placebo effect. believing something will help can make it work. in the same way, simply having a diagnosis can reduce symptoms. sometimes words carry as much weight as medicine.

the shadow side

labels can also hurt. in mental health, some diagnoses carry stigma. instead of empowering, they can isolate. as psychiatrist ronald w. pies reminds us, no one should be reduced to their diagnosis. labels should help people, not trap them.

a new idea still growing

the rumpelstiltskin effect is a new concept. there’s no massive data yet. but early research suggests words might be more powerful than prescriptions.

one day doctors might discover that the most healing thing they offer is not only medicine. it might be the name they give to what you’re going through.

because sometimes, just like in the story, saying the name changes the ending.