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simp

james choice · 2023-02-19T16:48:02.964337-08:00

"simp" is a term used to describe a man who is overly attentive, affectionate, or submissive towards a woman, often with the hope of winning her affection or approval. here's a funny example: imagine a guy, let's call him dave, who has a huge crush on his coworker, jane. dave is always going out of his way to do things for jane, like buying her coffee every morning, offering to help her with work projects, and complimenting her on everything she does. he even starts wearing clothes that he thinks jane will like, and changes his hairstyle to match hers. one day, jane needs someone to water her plants while she's out of town, and dave jumps at the opportunity. he spends hours carefully watering each plant, talking to them as if they were his own children, and even sings to them. when jane returns and sees how well her plants have been cared for, she thanks dave and gives him a hug. at that moment, dave's heart swells with joy and he thinks to himself, "this is it! she's finally going to realize how much i care about her!" but then jane pulls away and says, "you're such a good friend, dave. you're like a little plant-sitting simp!" and that, my friends, is a funny example of a simp in action.

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